Give it a break...

Today was cloudy and gloomy...




Seriously... ˘-˘

My neck...

Hey guys...




It really hurts unless I hold my head like this. ._.

There was this time...

Let me tell you about this one time...





And the reasons for that decision* were because: A: I was smart, and B: I wasn't drunk. :)

*Unfortunately, knowing myself, the story will be told sooner or later... -.-

Not quite sure...

Are you unsure about something?




Hrm? ._.

Why is it sad though?

A kind friend made the following panel up for me really fast. Thank you! :D




But she did not explain why the apple is sad.

Is it sad because it was bitten?

Is it sad because it was bitten and then not finished?

Was is mushy or grainy inside and thus not worth eating?

Perhaps all of this condensed into a realization that it's a failure as an apple, and now, rather than being consumed and enriching the life and body of a person, its fate will be to lie at the bottom of some trash bin and slowly rot away or be fed upon by insects?

We may never know. ._.

There are some things I don't care for...

There are some things that I'm just not a big fan of.

Like...






Honestly, there's just not a lot of fun to be had with them. ._.

Inevitable Failure...

In a comment on my last post I was dared to draw a zombie.

I started a few times then just stopped.

I found myself hearing the voice of a head creature...




Its name is currently unknown.

It is formed, by you, in the back of your mind, where there is nothing but an ever-stretching waste of gray and black.

And if left unchecked, it will consume you*...

*By comparison the Kurkrug and the Metsgeg are pretty ok. ._.

Draw Request #1!

You're about to be...




Someone requested I draw a pokémon* and thus I decided to tackle the most difficult† one of them all! >:D

*Though I have drawn one up before. ._.

†But obviously, not really... >_>;

WARNING!

!!!

I will be exploding soon*... @_@

*-er or later... >_>

Noipkazit!

Gah! Gorpii zoa nits! Dx




Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.

Drawing some random crap to catch up...

I've decided that in order to finally catch up I should just draw a bunch of random crap...




Hope ya enjoy it*! There will be more asap! :D

*It's a well known fact that a poo just isn't a poo without its fly. ._.

Feel free to post request/suggestions. :)

It's rather impressive!

Hey all!




I assure you that it's totally spectacular and you're really missing out. ._.

I love it but...

You guys know what?





Yeah I know the stuff is freaking amazing...

But I mean, you have to boil the water and everything*, ya know? Plus you're probably gonna be the only one eating it and then you'll have just made too much†. ._.

*Don't you dare say easy mac! We all know it's no where near the same! D:<

†Left over macaroni and cheese is hardly worthy of the name... -.-

Take time to do things...

You need to take the time to just do things.

Like...





Beep beep bope boop beep bope bope beep beep boop*! :o

*Les poulets sont en guerre avec les méduses! :o

But... but I... but I must do other things... please...

Another guest thingy with multiple panels!!!

Hellz yeah!!! :D









Oh sweet potatoes does this happens far too often to far too many people I know, myself* included.

*I know* myself. ._.

*There's always more left to learn though...

These amazing panels were done up by Pyorin, an old friend of mine. Be sure click the name to check out his DeviantArt! :D

We should probably run for it!

Look!




You can tell it's wild because it's not acting very domesticated. ._.

Minimalism Vs Manga

Whoa guys! Another guest panel! EXCEPT IT'S GUEST PANELS*!!! D8

*Notice the pluralization. ._.








This lovely assortment was done up by my friend Amy. She lives far away in a magical land where nannies are known to fly around via umbrellas and everyone wears a top hat and monocle. Be sure to check out her DeviantArt. :D

It took quite a bit of pestering to persuade her to aid me. When she did agree to help me out though she insisted on, much to my surprise, doing four panels in a 4-koma like style! :O

She worked with a speed impossible by the likes of me and soon sent me the files, although with my avatar's last speech bubble filled with the words "Punchline Here~", to which she asked for my input. Thus, in the end, the joke* was a collaborative effort, though I leave all credit to her. :)

*Oddly enough, I decided to withhold from using any of the material from my infinity large repertoire of sexual gags, implications, puns and innuendos. :o

Oh, and just for the record, I actually wear neither boxers nor briefs. Gym shorts have been my undergarment of choice since some time in high school. ._.

Two Times Things!

My two times about things!





Sometimes there are other times too! :o

Totally Gloopy!

Ever wake up on a gloomy rainy day with a sinus headache and congestion that wont quit no matter how much you blow your nose?

You feel like a pile of slow moving unmotivated slime...

You're totally...




It's having a spring cold along with all the lovely allergies of the season! :D

Have you ever... #6

Hey all!






Eventually you do find it but then, when you're done with it, you try to think of a good place to put it again...

Here we have a picture... ._.

Bellow is a picture.

The picture has bunnies.

Although, in this picture which contains bunnies, you may notice that...

One of these bunnies is not like the others.

Do you see what's amiss? :o

This awesome panel was done by a very kind friend of mine. I would be linking you to her sites and stuff right now if not for her wanting to remain a-non-mouse. ._.

Thanks a million friend in the shadows! :D

A Post Number! :o

This post is the...




It would be much more exciting if I had done something special for it I know...

I've just been so behind and busy that I couldn't muster up the spectacular. -.-

Fear not though! For Post #365 will have to be made up of pure golden, diamond encrusted, bacon and peanut butter awesomeness*! :D

*Or else I will be very disappointed in myself... ._.

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The J1RG Report! #3

The following Public Service Announcement is brought to you by the J1RG Report. :)







Indeed! :D

And be sure to remember what those veggies might need... :)

Feelings I sometimes get...

There are these feelings that I may have at times.

Such as...





This is good because it can help me save* monies.

*Saving is almost always good and I really didn't need those things anyway. ._.

I rememeber when...

Thinking back...




Though now I quite enjoy both of them.

Life is funny like that. ._.

Stuff takes times...

Hey guys...





I know, I know, I know...

The things that we work and wait for are the things most worth having*.

*Really, I know this. ._.

But still...

Meh... -.-

Internet...

Internet...




Oh internet... -.-

Cupcakes!

Did you know that...




Especially with sprinkles or a strawcherry! :D

This guest panel was done by my DA friend Strange-1 to help me catch up. Check out her new main site at Dorky Dino.