The hammer* provides a very thorough and high quality beating.
*A regular hammer, rather than the sledge or donkey kong variety, will also work, though the results may not be as significant. In my opinion the large hammer gives a classical feeling that has great appeal. ._.
I'd lend you my hammer, but... it's only a +5 against girls. It would only do normal damage on your headache.
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