When intoxicated...

The events of last night's greatness brought some observations to mind.

A big one in particular being...





I'm sure many* of you can relate to this truth.

*Perhaps not my younger readers but I am sure that one day you may. ._.

This Night!

Hey guys! Guess what!




So this post was made in a hurry*... o.o

*Sorry. >_>;

It's Back!

Guys!





It's back for revenge*! D:

*Or just for Friday night. ._.

How to beat a headache.

Indeed there are many ways to beat a headache but, for me, well...




The hammer* provides a very thorough and high quality beating.

*A regular hammer, rather than the sledge or donkey kong variety, will also work, though the results may not be as significant. In my opinion the large hammer gives a classical feeling that has great appeal. ._.

Doodly Doodling

I didn't pay attention much in class. I mean heard things and remembered what I heard but rarely actually focused on what those teachery people were speaking. Instead I was either spacing out, doodling, sleeping or some combination between the three. >_>

My doodles weren't even very doodly. They often turned into some strange abstract mishmash that would continue to grow until rightfully claiming the entirety of the page.

Such as this...




But that's not to say I only doodled up things like that. I was honing my pure element Randomian even then.

The image below is a remake of one of those oh so glorious hits!




Just some guy or whatever, peering over a block of cheese, letting you know where he does the ruling*. ._.

*It's from the shadows, case you missed it. :o

Me and Sleep...

I've already said it a couple times before but, Sleep and I have been having a troubled relationship...





Turns out that just about everyone needs em. =\




Best to not fight with Sleep so you can avoid all that ensuing insomnia drama. O-O

So Many Things!

Hey all you lovely awesome readers out there!

I was expecting ANY comments on yesterday's post and it turns out that I got some of the longest comments ever*! You guys and gals need to know how much I ALWAYS appreciate your feedback. Knowing that people read/enjoy/share my stuffs, even when it's so darn short, always brightens my day. :D

*Aside from the ones in the past telling me I was wrong about something and why... o.o

I'm sure you've noticed the large amount of short and semi-sweet post I have been making lately, as opposed to some of the comparatively long post I had made in the past.

Again, I have an explanation.

I have been starting and working on, perhaps, too many projects! :o

Seriously, let's go through a list of em:

1. A completely different story driven comic!
2. Still developing several games! In Flash(AS3), HTML5 and Objective-C!
3. Working on full crazy StarCraft 2 comics and flash cartoons! Bringing the funny as well as strategery insights!
   
4. Several StarCraft 2 maps including one that is only a machinima but super full of LuLs!
5. Two freaking short stories to send to magazines! Neither of them are porn either! D:
6. Creating a forum for this here place maybes!
   
7. Cleaning my damn apartment! It needs it... ;c
8. Trying, and failing, to fix my crappy sleep schedule before I die! :O
9. Falling way behind on helping four different people, all whom are friends, with their websites... ¦C
10. Trying to actually be more social and life having.
11. Working to actually get back in shape.
12. Fighting SkyBears!
    

There are more too! Like working on three different long post for here and not yet finishing any of them! :D

All of these things are what have been causing me to repeatably ask myself that question from yesterday.

However that question is often quickly followed by another...




Which leads me to other obvious perceptions...




So please, bear with me as all this* goes down and I continue to tackle the list! Hopefully panic attacks, anxiety, depression, and all the other awesomeness that comes with the "SO MANY THINGS" syndrome doesn't pound me into a red headed pulp. :3

*Yeah, I know there was a lot of StarCraft 2 stuff listed. I know a lot of you prolly don't give a rats arse about that. Oh well. Maybe some of you do though*. n_n

*If ya wanna SC2 it up sometime just friend me on battle net via the e-mail listed on my contact page. My character name is Derailed.

My Current Question...

I have been asking myself this question fairly often...





Lately I just don't seem to know... =\

Sleep Schedules...

Sleep schedules are important things! D:





As you can see, it's been shot to hell. ¦C

I really need to fix it sometime soonish*. >_>

*Like before dying and stuff. 0.0

What I Learned Today!

So I was watching BlizzCon 2010 for a tad today and I learned something...




Still, don't let that discourage you*! :D

*Bloody, black hole-like, eyes connecting to a hellish realm of endless pain and torment are, obviously, pretty cool. ._.

All the things are under attack!

Lately, while on the computer...






This is about me playing StarCraft 2 by the way. >_>

My rage level can get pretty crazy when I KNOW that I'm playing badly and yet still refuse to take a break*. o.O

*I've gotten better about it but still... -.-;

As opposed to last night...

To continue from yesterday's post...





And just to let you know, re-alive and undead are in noway* the same thing. I am thus not a zombie. :o

*I could spend hours informing you of their infinite amount differences but I'd rather do something else*. ._.

*Like vacuum my apartment... -.-

Tonight I'm...

Hey guys. I thought I should let you know that, for no real reason, it seems...




Don't worry though, it's only a temporary thing. I should be re-alive tomorrow. :)

It's Late!

Hey!






I'm not gonna make with the bunches of noise. People are sleeping*. ._.

*Kinda envious of them... -.-

The J1RG Report! #1

Time for the J1RG* report!

*Feel free to pronounce it like "Jirg". I can't think of a better way*. =\

*Sadly... -.-






It seems that "crap about stuff" might be tied back to the big "things detailing whatever" story of 97*. :O

*And what a whopper that was, huh? D:

Hasty!

Hey!

Umm...





I'm sure you all look the same* way as well when feeling a bit rushed. D:

*Well, maybe not the red hair. :o

The Duck

This post is about a duck.

But not just any duck!

Introducing:

If you see it then it's Friday night*. :O

*If you haven't gone to bed yet, then early Saturday morning counts too. D:

Pattable People

There are some people who evoke a somewhat odd action from others...

You see them...

And the reaction is nearly automatic!

You may have known someone, met someone, seen someone, or perhaps even you are* the someone who is extremely susceptible to eliciting a pattapatory response from others. That's what this post is about. ._.

*We, the head patters, are sorry! D:

Things to Remember! #5

Sometimes the obvious isn't obvious to everyone, so let me just say...




At least once every damn day! Please! For you, me, and everyone else! You'll feel SOOO much better and just stink SOOO much less!

You'd think this is just another "no duh!" kinda post but you'd be surprised* how many people can't seem to remember it. D¦

*Then again, you might not be... -.-

!sdrawkcaB s'gnihtyrevE

/: .drah si sdrawkcab gnitirW




._. .llew sa *tluciffid eb nac sdrawkcab gnidaer taht erus m'I dnA

o; .ehcadaeh a teg t'ndid uoy epoH*

Joke Time! #1

Time for a joke! :D







Hahahaha! xD

Those chicken ones always get me. :')

Colors!

Colors.

I like em. ._.




They spiff up the void* rather well on a Sunday night. :)

*Making it more like a lava lamp limbo of sorts. o_o

This Saturday!

Let me tell you all about today!






Eh, sometimes Saturdays are like this*. =\

*Though it's not necessarily always a bad thing. Staying in can be nice. ._.

Pill Refill

When having to go pick up meds I think of things like this...



Prescriptions that automatically refilled themselves would rock*! :O

*Or would at least save me a bit of time... ._.

What it takes to be popular on the internet! #1

Another series?! It must be! It has a number in the title and everything! D:

Anyway, these posts will be about what it takes to become popular and/or famous on the internet*!

*I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "How would you know?! You're not popular or famous on the onlines!". Well just you wait*...

*Just you wait...

We shall start with the two most obvious prerequisites!

Number One:

This is a must!

Let's face* it, it's hard to be interested in a terribly ugly person, no matter what awesome shite they might present. So it's best not to be too hideous. The less torn asunder your visage is the better!

*Luls! ¦D

Even if they never see your actual, really-real face, people have imagined one in their mind's eye. If someone sneaks into your home, takes a photo of your mug, and then posts it up all over the internetworks...well, it would be better not to horribly disappoint the people who envisioned you looking way WAY better.

Number Two:

Again, photographic evidence will come into play here. Often it will be far more compelling than the first point mentioned.

Don't fret too much though. There are so many people on the internet that just about all melons* can find an audience! :)

*Even honeydew! :D

Things to Remember! #4

The following is what you would call "a given" but that in no way subtracts from its importance!

Always remember...



Seriously*!◎-◎

*For reals! O-O

Sometimes when typing...

Ever been writing something up and, as you look over it again, a word catches your eye?

Something just seems off about it...






Indeed there is!

Actually there are two main reasons, and they are often working together in tandem! :o

The first is:

That's obvious.

I mean anyone who has ever learned English, taught English, spoke English, heard English, read English, written English, seen an English man, and/or ate an English muffin, would be able to tell you that. D:

The second one might be a little less evident...

It being...

Yep, another parallel dimension mind being! :O

It has the scent of stale bread, really old paper, and piles of rust.

The Metsgeg says:

It speaks those words quietly and softly in the back of your mind, being the voice behind all that needless, time wasting, and sometimes stressful second guessing. =\

You may feel that it helps keep you humble* but it really does a lot more harm than good. ._.

*It's doing it wrong! D:

Best to turn on some tunes and ignore it. :D