Needs More Dead Hooker!

Ever see old vacation or photo op pics that just feel so bland?

Example Photos:

How embarrassing...

Oh the horror...

We all have them. Huddled away in some box lost in a closet or under the bed. Perhaps even sorted in a photo album. God knows you wouldn't want to put them online less someone finds out how average and unoriginal you are. D:

Well now there is a better way! The Dead Hooker way! :D

Just add a dead hooker to any of these such photos and BOOM, instant excitement! Every newly born retarded sea sponge can use photoshop these days, so you probably can too! :D

Just look at those old photos now!

Now there's a man who's accomplished things!

Bet he had to think on his feet!

And don't think that this is gender exclusive! Everyone can take advantage of this amazing system! Just look!

Example Photo:

Doesn't everyone have the dumb "pose by that thing" pic?

Now lets add our prostitute and see the results!

Now there's a friend you can be proud of!

If you don't wanna look average and every day in your average and every day pics, just remember this:

"Needs More Dead Hooker!"

Soon everyone will think completely different of you! :D